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Ramiz Ali
Tail, gotta be goku
Matthew
My thoughts exactly! lol
Light
I'd much rather be like Lucy from Elfen Lied
SageOfSixPaths
I was just about to comment that! Hahahaha
ana
@Light but no invisible death arms. Just horns.
Lethalvox
just one horn actually
Ashley
And Light...you can't choose for them to be cute kitty-ear horns, what if it sprouts out of the base of your forehead like a rhinoceros?
Conrad
@light also it doesnt say where the horn would be it just sais sprout a horn so you know you are gonna be a freak with a horn on your tit or something
insert.a.sexy.name.
Horn + knee = horny = boner
insert.a.sexy.name.
Horn + knee = horny = boner
valcorwabajak
it would suck being just a single horn and all
Cohen Robins
and you could hide it
Bornandx
@Conrad, same goes for the tail
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
UNICORN HORN!!!!!
Leon Yiffy Mara
It was between being able to stab people/use magic or being a neko...
Adam Alleman
Pants, that is all
HoshiPenguinMax700
Who wouldn't want to sprout a tail? Just wake up one morning to see a nice fox tail waving back and forth. *Dreams came true*
Sou Rader
*Feels bump in pants, tail rips out* YAY!
MyNameIsKali
Like a FUCKING UNICORN BITCHES.
1stwarror
During the time around the Holocaust, German woman would be curious as to if they truly had a tail and were fascinated by it. I would want to be a woman pleaser.
GretchenWieners
Who says a tail is a punishment?
Tyler
the human skull isn't built to ram things, even if you had a horn, you'd end up with a concussion. you could use a tail as a third arm, or an extra leg!!!
Riylshadow
I already have an extra leg, if you know what I mean
john117
i dont actually NEED to ram people, i can scare the shit out of them just by having one :D
Gracie
What the fuck does a horn do?
Stolkmen
Hang from a tree all day....sounds awesome
john117
what if the tail isnt strong enough to do that? what if its like a cat tail?
seacowphil
Everyone can tell when you're happy if you have a tail. :)
MyNameIsKali
What if you're happy at a bad time? lololol
Mex
Tail means balance.
Rickson Goncalves
not much, you when standing up-right you would have ot hunch forward, unless you have a tail like a saiyan where you can completely wrap it around you, which also lets you hide it when wanted,
Ollie Devereux
At least with a tail you could hide it, and it would give you better balance
T.P.N
butt you cant impale people with it
Zackie
lizard tail can swipe people with that shit
Nic Feild
A tail would actually be useful. A horn would just look stupid
wrathseed
Enhanced balance
Bobby
The tail would be more useful, especially if it were a long tail. The only thing you could do with horns is stab and that would be very weird and unbalanced (and you could always carry a knife with your tail)
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Tail is kind of cool, horns are kind of weird and gross.
WolfGirlKate
NARWALLS NARWALLS SWIMING IN THE OCEAN!
Rob Woods
UNICORN OF THE SEA!
DrAvvesome13
How long is this tail and what kind and how big are the horns?
Hunter
headbutt!
Mitchblahman
tails are legit
NarwhalsNBake
Tails give balance
Charles Digsby Jr.
better be a dragon tail
Hime Takamura
I think a prehensile tail would be really useful. plus you could hide it better than a horn
Mike
If it were sprout two horns I would have chosen that one
WillS.
I WOULD BE A UNICORN
iTzAwesomsauce
Dude, a tail would be pretty fucking awesome.
Clark Kent
IMA LOMBAX BITCHES!!!
bloodshed109
good balance
Anurix
Become a saiyan warrior or have a horn? Saiyan please!!
Sarah:3
I AM A UNICORN
Keaton Alnaal
Only if the tail isn't like fleshy it like has fur on it.
Horrible7
do more with a tail
Arekkusu121
Imagine the headbutts..
Joy
tail, horn is too dangerous
auoranemo
I mean I'm not horny person okay!
valduck17
Is it a pwetty horn? If it's a rhino horn, that would suck, but a unicorn horn at the top of the noggin - accessorize!
Sha5y
Agreed!
Dudugs
I would hang on tree and when someoene passes by: ,sup?
David Michael Romano
Is this tail prehensile? If so, fuckin' ROCK!!!
Samael Ahmadinejad
I wouldn't mind two horns, but one is just queer.
ProfessorFang
I'll be all the rage at anthrocon
dmcclain83
ONE horn just seems irrelevant...
Dustin Epstein
Their both noticeable but a horn is pretty cool and you can use it for self defense
SonicDude203
you could strangle people with a tail! there's no fingerprints either!!
Kimmi
UNICORN
Captain Slow
If someone bully's you, ram them with your horn. Its a win.
ಠ_ಠ
except you would be arrested for murder
BigSmurf
you can hide a tail
ChiengBang
Tail yo. Or it's basically a second penis
RealityWarping
I heard tails have muscles in them so they'd be much more fun - I can swing from trees or even grab myself a Coke. It didn't say how long it had to be.
gassypoots
Fox tail
TheITouchGamer
Gonna be a kickass unicorn
Johnny
it's a furry's dream to have a tail
downloader
i could be satan
97ajf
Increased balance