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Alyssa
Judging by the fact MOST priests aren't rapists.......
Nick
Pictures, or it DID happen
Jeremy
Bet you wouldn't say that if you were a young boy that went to church. ;)
Flynn Grey
I'm offended this would you rather was allowed to be posted.
ಠ_ಠ
@grifthesniper welcome to the internet, grow a pair and move on
Ben
im offended that your priests rape kids...
Jacob
Michael Jackson is freaking famous! Also, all of you should watch The Pope Song by Tim Minchin. But take ಠ_ಠ's advice and grow a pair first, or the butthurt might cause you to explode.
Fainting Goat
Michael Jackson is dead... What would happen? Would you stay by where he was buried all day?
dx5231
Michael wasn't really a pedo, and I'd hate spending time with a priest (which I would have a bigger chance of getting molested).
cerpintaxt
I'd fuck up either who'd try... besides Michael can teach me some dance moves
witty ninja cat123
Priests r gay with nuns
Slayer of Potatoes
Umm...ninja cat...that doesn't even make sense.
Trace Hilbun
Well Michael Jackson is dead so...
Steven Velasquez
At least Michael's place would be fun. He'd take you on a date to Neverland, and then ease himself into your mind. Priest will make you strip, and under refusal, they shall say you have committed sin and need to be bathed in holy water, and need to be penetrated by the "Holy Shaft"
YouAreAPeasant
Michael Jackson isn't a pedophile, you don't know what he's fucking been through. You don't know his side of the story. So stop judging him, peasants.
LeBatman
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!!!!
Robert_mathis
Eather way your gonna get raped. But atleast with MJ you get money for what he did
jhuyed
Exactly, Michael would be interesting to hang out with. What would I learn from a priest? (as someone who isn't very religious)
Gabriel
Having gay sex with a catholic priest gets you nothing. Having sex with Michael Jackson makes you a celebrity.
Natalie
At least Mike would be interesting.
BoxedImagination
He's dead....
ABurstOfSunshine
Have you never seen Weekend at Bernie's? It could still happen.
NylonSkye
Stereotyping all Priests and pedos is funny, but Michael Jackson was and is awesome.
Julio Nuvo
I pick Michael because he makes me happy..
Jeremy
Michael Jackson had an amusement park. I'd let him fondle me to live there. :)
Smosh
I don't really want to be with either cuz my priest is crazy about wolves. And I don't want to be with a dead guy. Add them up losers.
Smosh
I don't really want to be with either cuz my priest is crazy about wolves. And I don't want to be with a dead guy. Add them up losers.
kaihanson
Black or white?
Kitten
Doesn't matter who you choose. Your going to get raped either way
Matthew
There's no valid proof that Micheal Jackson raped anyone...
hi
This was really rude
EridolfHitlora
Neverland is more fun than priests.
Sofia
I'm 18
webster2086
Michael Jackson is awesome
SuicidalPineapple
Neverland Ranch would be fun.
Jrboy21
U get fucked either way. So it doesn't matter
cdawg
No offense to MJ, but at least as a 10 year old I could easily mess up his fragile face and get away... :)
mojojojo246
Michael jackson NOT A RAPIST.
Marvin
Not all catholic priests are rapist plus i chose mj cuz he can teach me to dance
IAMMOFOLICIOUS
At least after you can shower at Penn. Sta... nevermind.
1(SOSA)3
I will beat someone ass if they would touch me but I would let mj teach me how to sing or dance lol
1(SOSA)3
I will beat someone ass if they would touch me but I would let mj teach me how to sing or dance lol
boxbox
Im too old for either one of them so it doesnt really matter
BuddhaChrist
Easy choice: Michael's dead, man. It would be pretty boring, but at least no-one's gonna mess with your head or your no-go zones.
Rusher
Plus Michael Jackson had an amusement park in his back yard.
Rusher
Plus Michael Jackson had an amusement park in his back yard.
Liam Emrich
Why does everyone assume catholic priests are molesters. They are not. Stop being closed-minded, and actually learn something.
[deleted]
You could learn something by sitting down and listening to the priest all day like with elderly people. What the hell are you going to do with MJ?...go play in Neverland?.........
Camila Lopez
MJ never actually raped any kids. I heard they confessed to making up the stories for money.
WeirdPedo
Well, I'm a girl. That decreases my chances of getting molested. And, being with Michael the entire day would be fucking awesome.
Bats
The priest thingy is such a stereotype....
Runescape
LOL who the hell would want to spend a day with a Catholic Priest?
Portugeezer
We talking black Michael or white Michael?
LaughinNeenja
I would yell at him for wasting his life.
Nyancat:3
I would learn badass dance moves :3
Devlin2010
Oh Shiz I clicked micheal before I realized what was going on
pickle-smith
Michael Jackson did nothing wrong! Those kids admitted they were lying.
nicowhat
I don't know if one of them will be a rapist but I'm quite sure of something I'm not Christian and I'm an animist so I'll probably kill him (or not) because he will tell me : There is only one faith : mine ! So Mickael is the better choice for me.
OhGodWhy
Ok, rape and money or just rape?
Dante Haughton
That "alone" wasn't funny and it's probably not true
thatoneguy2012
Why can't I choose both?
Elenadearest
To Neverland Ranch I go! That shit looks awesome.