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As a 10 year old boy, would you rather...
spend a day with Michael Jackson
spend a day with a Catholic Priest
Judging by the fact MOST priests aren't rapists.......
Pictures, or it DID happen
Bet you wouldn't say that if you were a young boy that went to church. ;)
I'm offended this would you rather was allowed to be posted.
@grifthesniper welcome to the internet, grow a pair and move on
im offended that your priests rape kids...
Michael Jackson is freaking famous! Also, all of you should watch The Pope Song by Tim Minchin. But take ಠ_ಠ's advice and grow a pair first, or the butthurt might cause you to explode.
Michael Jackson is dead... What would happen? Would you stay by where he was buried all day?
Michael wasn't really a pedo, and I'd hate spending time with a priest (which I would have a bigger chance of getting molested).
I'd fuck up either who'd try... besides Michael can teach me some dance moves
Priests r gay with nuns
Umm...ninja cat...that doesn't even make sense.
Well Michael Jackson is dead so...
At least Michael's place would be fun. He'd take you on a date to Neverland, and then ease himself into your mind. Priest will make you strip, and under refusal, they shall say you have committed sin and need to be bathed in holy water, and need to be penetrated by the "Holy Shaft"
Michael Jackson isn't a pedophile, you don't know what he's fucking been through. You don't know his side of the story. So stop judging him, peasants.
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!!!!
Eather way your gonna get raped. But atleast with MJ you get money for what he did
Exactly, Michael would be interesting to hang out with. What would I learn from a priest? (as someone who isn't very religious)
Having gay sex with a catholic priest gets you nothing. Having sex with Michael Jackson makes you a celebrity.
At least Mike would be interesting.
Have you never seen Weekend at Bernie's? It could still happen.
Stereotyping all Priests and pedos is funny, but Michael Jackson was and is awesome.
I pick Michael because he makes me happy..
Michael Jackson had an amusement park. I'd let him fondle me to live there. :)
I don't really want to be with either cuz my priest is crazy about wolves. And I don't want to be with a dead guy. Add them up losers.
Black or white?
Doesn't matter who you choose. Your going to get raped either way
There's no valid proof that Micheal Jackson raped anyone...
This was really rude
Neverland is more fun than priests.
Michael Jackson is awesome
Neverland Ranch would be fun.
U get fucked either way. So it doesn't matter
No offense to MJ, but at least as a 10 year old I could easily mess up his fragile face and get away... :)
Michael jackson NOT A RAPIST.
Not all catholic priests are rapist plus i chose mj cuz he can teach me to dance
At least after you can shower at Penn. Sta... nevermind.
I will beat someone ass if they would touch me but I would let mj teach me how to sing or dance lol
Im too old for either one of them so it doesnt really matter
Easy choice: Michael's dead, man. It would be pretty boring, but at least no-one's gonna mess with your head or your no-go zones.
Plus Michael Jackson had an amusement park in his back yard.
Why does everyone assume catholic priests are molesters. They are not. Stop being closed-minded, and actually learn something.
You could learn something by sitting down and listening to the priest all day like with elderly people. What the hell are you going to do with MJ?...go play in Neverland?.........
MJ never actually raped any kids. I heard they confessed to making up the stories for money.
Well, I'm a girl. That decreases my chances of getting molested. And, being with Michael the entire day would be fucking awesome.
The priest thingy is such a stereotype....
LOL who the hell would want to spend a day with a Catholic Priest?
We talking black Michael or white Michael?
I would yell at him for wasting his life.
I would learn badass dance moves :3
Oh Shiz I clicked micheal before I realized what was going on
Michael Jackson did nothing wrong! Those kids admitted they were lying.
I don't know if one of them will be a rapist but I'm quite sure of something I'm not Christian and I'm an animist so I'll probably kill him (or not) because he will tell me : There is only one faith : mine ! So Mickael is the better choice for me.
Ok, rape and money or just rape?
That "alone" wasn't funny and it's probably not true
Why can't I choose both?
To Neverland Ranch I go! That shit looks awesome.
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