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Tori
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Booger
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS MADE ME CHOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
brittney
if you fart glitter the little glitter sharp things will be stuck in your ass and that will hurt like FUCK it might cut up up and bruise you. ......
Dudugs
Happy birthday to you! *burps
jazzhands
I could intentionally burp, but not intentionally fart.
witty ninja cat123
What the hell kinda question is this anyway
xereeto
Then folk see it...
Cameron
another excuse to go naked ;)
max69
It would be Alsome both ways
mindfreakz
i would feel like a party poper
Crissy
THROW SOME GLITTER, MAKE IT RAIN.
witty ninja cat123
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Regret
Edward Cullen farts? Wtf?
C-C-C- Combo Breaker
You sir, are the reason I made my decision.
Dylan
way more entertaining
dalahast
It'd be kind of fun to burp confetti, maybe.
jphorn
always drink soda at parties :D
Ryan
There's nothing more annoying than glitter. Gets into and all over fucking everything.
Gauldur Blacksoul
That just makes farting in someone's face SO much funnier.
shrosie
farting glitter would hurt…really badly
witty ninja cat123
WTF
Adam Kallin
What happens if you shit?
jphorn
lol
MaxoSmithKline
You SHIT RAINBOWS, BITCH!!!!!
witty ninja cat123
Lol ;)
witty ninja cat123
Lmmfao
mcap247
Rainbows.
Jacob
who doesn't want to fart glitter?
witty ninja cat123
Me
Soni
Glitter in your pants would be uncomfortable.
Moonshine Bonanza
FART GLITTER!!! PRETTY FARTS!
witty ninja cat123
Laughing my mother fucking ass off right now!
Bomber
Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts, I don't want that shit everywhere.
Michael Sykes
id love to let people see me fart glitter
Let It Fly
I don't ever burrp. But I fart a lot so ye. Plus, HAPPY BIRTHDAY -BURP-
katie1126
Just thinking about the burping contests the Dwarfs have in the Hobbit...
BananasGoMoo
PARTY 24/7!
Kaden Crawford
*POP* Yay! *confeti*
Madi60517
If I farted glitter, my pants would be full of glitter...
iMustacheUaQuestion
bloo iz pwetty :D heehee
Jay
that would be fuckin awesome
Chalky Leigh
confetti burps? holy shit yes!
kennedy_45
Who WOULDN'T want to fart glitter either way?!
Dudugs
Itchy
David
Farting Glitter would take Glitter Bombing to an entirely new level.
meglizray
What if I kind of wish I could do both? However, with farting glitter, it would be fairly uncomfortable if you were not near a place where you could empty out the glitter.
YourFather
It'd be concealed. Rather not have confetti spewing out of my mouth.
witty ninja cat123
WTF
Rezhwan Amanj
I have a talent
derpface1212
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *Burps confetti*
CrAzY nAmE
i can make myself burp, it would be more used
Irockz
I'd have the greatest parades ever.
ThatGuySam
I could be hired for weddings and special events.
Gauldur Blacksoul
But on farms, yes?
Bagni
I really would love to fart glitter hahahaha
Mr Briefcase
That'd be funny as fuck
brianne
My underwear would be a mess.
abarnybox
I would be like a really weird disgusting fairy :D
Mr.Green27
I ain't no glitter fartin fool!
Alexei
I choose anything with confetti, you can pick it up easy, glitter is hard to pick up and a hassle to vacuum!
Alexei
Like a little Fanfare every time I burp
the dude
make farts so much more fun
Skylar
People can see this one, but having my farts on Edward? These are both hilarious!
Katelyn Michelle Ude
Burp confetti considering I don't burp a lot haha
Michael
Happy birthday blbaaahhhhhh
MIJ
I don't burp ever, so it doesn't even matter
John
Anyone seen van wilder? If the strippers in that movie farted glitter it'd be epic!
Nidia
Nobody could see the glitter if i´m with my clothes on, if i fart, it´d be like stuck in my underwear
Shluff
OMG! Professor Fart Sparkles from Bravest Warriors!
hotairballoons
I will put confetti in my mouth and burp.... gonna be fun
n1nja_nacho
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