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Have your testicles sandpapered off
Be locked in a room full of your dead family members and the only way to survive is to eat them
I don't have testicles....Win!! :D
Not quite a problem for women, is it? :/
Da fuck. having your testicles sandpapered is way worse than eating a few dead people. You aren't killing anyone just eating them
You could still get very ill and die of prion disease. I wouldn't want my brain to become sponge-like and slowly go crazy.
It's ur family freak
Your family is already dead, so not so bad.
You're on illegal substances you psycho bastard.
Balls > Dead people
What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
The sandpaper one never specified that your family would die anyway
I'll create another family with my able balls.
Theyre dead already and i need my "little guys". They would have wanted me to eat them!
Keep in mind that if you had your testicles sandpapered off it would be impossible to reproduce... Don't you think your ancestors would want the family line to continue?
I do have balls. Couldn't eat my family.
I couldn't eat my dead family
its funny how the females dont realize they will get their vaginas sandpapered
to the equivalent of testicles, so basically, vaginas sandpapered to ovaries
WHY DO WOMEN ANSWER MEN QUESTION?!?!?
hand over the bathsalts
I don't have balls, so this was easy.
Who the fuck comes up with this bullshit!
Dude what the hell. I don't have testicles. Suck on that
I wouldn't eat my family, I'd just let myself die :P
It doesnt say anything about killin them, if they are already dead, whats wrong?
Because eating human flesh is extremely dangerous because of the proteins you cannot remove from the tissue. Once you contract these proteins you will slowly go insane and die. Trust me, sandpaper is the better option.
Don't have any balls c:
Nom nom nom family!
one of the days that i'm glad i'm a girl!
Could I at least cook/frie them???
Long as I have BBQ sauce
It'd probably tickle(:
I'm female!!! Win!!!
This is dark, very dark...
Well time to start the grill
Another "Are you a man or woman?" question.
WHO comes up with this?!
Dead fam would have to be freshish
You'll become a canine if you eat your dead family members
Dafuq is wrong wid u?!?!?!
Well it would take balls to do that so
I don't have testicles anyway ;)
no testies so WIN WIN :D
HEHEHEHEH TIME TO EAT HEHEHEHEH
It doesn't say you have to eat them maybe I don't want to live!:)
i'm a girl so easy
Girls shouldn't answer this question they don't understand
I wouldn't have the balls to eat my family either way.
Hmmmm can I have mine fried?
Well that escalated pretty quickly
First off, I dont have any testicles, plus even though I understand it would be really painful to sand them off, you can get all sorts of diseases from eating dead bodies, and you would have to eat your dads penis.....*shiver* and many other gross parts of the human anatomy.
What kind of perverted person makes these
Well, That sure is an interesting scenario..
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