horse looking woman? or large breasts covers by small shells?
centaurs can only go anal. not that i'm opposed, but you gotta leave your options open.
At least centaurs wouldn't be crippled on land.
my junk would be huuuuuuuugeeeee! i'd be tappin all the fine ass ponies and mexican girls in tiajuana ;-)
Have fun with Swine Flu, Iran and the Jonas Brothers while I am banging Ariel, talking to a Jamaican crab and later venturing Rapture.
You cant bang a mermaid. They just lay eggs. Id go with Centaur any day.
I enjoy sunlight.
Let me explore the depths of the sea while you look at trees and shit.
Oh shit, Patrick makes a lot of sense. Mermaid chicks are hotter than centaur chicks. The tradeoff is, of course, mighty centaur dong vs. merman dong (susceptible to cold shrinkage, I'd imagine).
You've clearly never been to Atlanta.
Plus Ariel was a mermaid.
Being a merman is the obvious choice, because mermaids are way hotter than chick centaurs, imho.
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