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Would you rather have a penis for a nose or wipe your bottom with your hand?

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33% (17 votes)

67% (34 votes)

Pinocchio or Self Cleanup

by Brendan in Pain & Suffering

Additional Info - The only penis attribute that is consistent is if you get "happy" your nose does as well, you do not have to urinate from it. As for hand wiping, the consistency of your stool is dependent upon your diet.

 

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Yeah weird porn that would sell MILLIONS!

I would make weird porn.

 

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