Parenting

Raising the Kids

Submitted under Parenting on March 2, 2010 by Brian

If you had kids, would you rather regurgitate food to feed them or lick your children to bathe them?

Adopt Me

Submitted under Parenting on December 13, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather be adopted or adopt a child right now?

Family Porn

Submitted under Parenting on November 27, 2009 by Jim

Would you rather watch porno with your parents or watch a porno starring your parents?

Hello Dad

Submitted under Parenting on November 16, 2009 by DavidLetch23

Would you rather find out your girlfriend is pregnant (as in the next ten seconds) or find out you can never have kids again?

Triple Threat

Submitted under Parenting on October 21, 2009 by Sam Dunn

Would you rather have triplets or be a triplet?

Smurf Kids

Submitted under Parenting on October 16, 2009 by Zach Dunn

Would you rather have an un-attractive child or have a beautiful child with bright blue skin?

Action Hero Dad

Submitted under Parenting on October 4, 2009 by Zach Dunn

Would you rather raise a family with Samuel L. Jackson or raise a family with Vin Diesel?

So Many Children!

Submitted under Parenting on October 2, 2009 by ewoksarelikeu

Would you rather have two sets of twins or quadruplets?

A Parenting Problem

Submitted under Parenting on October 2, 2009 by Zach Dunn

Would you rather have a child in 7th grade and raise it or never have kids/adopt?

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