Pain & Suffering

Love or Hate

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on June 23, 2010 by Bitchywhiteguy

Would you rather have sex with your clone. or fight your clone?

Boxing Incident

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on June 14, 2010 by Sam Dunn

Would you rather have a section of your ear bitten off or lose your two front teeth?

Damage Control

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on June 14, 2010 by Sam Dunn

Would you rather get severe frostbite or be severely burned?

Live or Die

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on April 7, 2010 by Stolkmen

If you were hit by a car, would you rather have locked in syndrome with no cure in sight or die right when the car hits you?

Swallow It All

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on March 9, 2010 by Kerrtard

Would you rather eat a tablespoon of salt or eat a tablespoon of cinnamon?

Lick the floor or the toilet

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on March 6, 2010 by Ardit

Would you rather lick the floor at a club or lick a toilet seat at walmart?

Cruel Punishment

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on February 7, 2010 by Cait

Would you rather be stoned to death or be grounded?

Rough Fall

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on January 27, 2010 by Zach Dunn

Would you rather fall two stories onto concrete or fall two stories into freezing water?

Terrible Start

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on January 16, 2010 by Zach Dunn

Would you rather be deeply insulted by a stranger or be slapped across the face?

Risking blindness

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 31, 2009 by Brian

Would you rather stare at the sun for 5 seconds after being in a dark room for 5 hours or have one eye replaced with a glass eye for the rest of your life?

Your Foot or Theirs

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 13, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather walk around barefoot in snow for an hour or see your brother/sister naked in a 5 minute porno?

Punishment

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 13, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather be tar and feathered or be whipped and chained?

Crippling Fears

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 13, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather be dangled over the edge of a cliff or be forced to public speak?

Dying

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 13, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather be the first to die or the last to die?

Crowds or Spaces

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 13, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather be in a room filled with people dying or be the only person in the big empty room?

King Midas or The Devil

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 13, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather have everything you touch turn to dust or have everything you touch turn to gold?

Drugs Etc.

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 12, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather be attacked by a drug addict or homosexually date raped?

Worm or AIDS?

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 12, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather have a tapeworm that eventually kills you or have AIDS?

Pants or Hair?

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 12, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather be forced to walk around for an entire month without pants or shed all you hair for an entire month?

Dying

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 12, 2009 by b1tchf4ce

Would you rather freeze to death or boil to death?

Well, This Stinks

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on December 7, 2009 by 2113

Would you rather swim in a pool of poop or get your head stuck in an elephant's rear end?

Sticky Situation

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on November 27, 2009 by Jim

Would you rather eat a live gerbil or remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn?

A Bright Idea

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on November 22, 2009 by nasherasher

Would you rather stick it in Amy Winehouse or stick it in a light socket?

Public Restroom

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on November 22, 2009 by nasherasher

Would you rather you pee your pants in public and everyone knows or you shit your pants in public and nobody knows?

Spider or Wasp

Submitted under Pain & Suffering on November 20, 2009 by nasherasher

Would you rather eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider or an equally venomous wasp?

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