Pain & Suffering
Knife Safety
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on November 13, 2009 by Brian
Would you rather stab yourself in the stomach with a 5 inch blade or cut off the tips of all your own fingers?
It's Bees Knees
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on November 12, 2009 by Bryan Miller
Would you rather be stung by 20 bees in random locations or have each shin kicked hard 10 times?
Leprosy!
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on November 10, 2009 by Zack
Would you rather be a leper or be a midget?
Zombie or Witch Trial
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 23, 2009 by Azer Faraclas
Would you rather be eaten by a zombie or be burnt at the stake?
Pinocchio or Self Cleanup
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 19, 2009 by Brendan
Would you rather have a penis for a nose or wipe your bottom with your hand?
Tiny vs HUGE
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 19, 2009 by Brendan
Would you rather drive a bright red Smart Car or be spanked by Rosie O'Donnell every morning?
Child Dilemma
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 18, 2009 by mhutch111
Would you rather die when your kid is very young or have your kid die before you?
Death
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 18, 2009 by Jim
Would you rather know when you will die or know how you will die?
Lesser of the Over Hyped Evils
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 18, 2009 by Brendan
Would you rather get Swine Flu or get West Nile?
Numero Uno or Dos?
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 17, 2009 by Brendan
Would you rather have someone pee into your mouth or have someone poo on your head?
Mmm... Bugs
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 16, 2009 by Brian
Would you rather eat a worm straight from the ground or snatch a fly out of the air and eat it alive?
Gained Some Weight
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 15, 2009 by Brian
Would you rather constantly have a 40 pound weight on your shoulders or constantly have 10 pound weights on each of your feet?
Stinky situation
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 11, 2009 by enewman40
Would you rather only smell like poop or only smell poop?
Gesundheit!
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 11, 2009 by enewman40
Would you rather sneeze every five minutes or always have the sensation to sneeze and never do?
What Happened Last Night?!
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 11, 2009 by Jim
Would you rather wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney or wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye?
Sleeping Problems
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 10, 2009 by Zach Dunn
Would you rather have narcolepsy or have chronic insomnia?
Jolt of Reality
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 9, 2009 by Sam Dunn
Would you rather get electrocuted for 10 seconds or get slapped 20 times?
Chemical Reaction
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 9, 2009 by Brian
Would you rather eat a cup of baking soda and then do a shot of vinegar or eat a pack of Mentos and then chug a Diet Coke?
May Cause a Burning Sensation
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 9, 2009 by Brian
Would you rather stand on red-hot, burning coals for 30 seconds without moving or shut your hand in a waffle iron for two minutes?
Collision Course
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 8, 2009 by IPC
Would you rather jump off a two story roof or take a sandwich tackle from 3 rugby players?
Airport Security
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 8, 2009 by IPC
Would you rather sSmuggle illegal contraband into the country in your "bottom" or Have clamps on your nipples for the entire flight
Golden Nap
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 8, 2009 by IPC
Would you rather find a turd in your pillowcase after a nice afternoon nap or wake up from your nap because someone is peeing on you?
Nothing Personal
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 8, 2009 by Zach Dunn
Would you rather kill one person you know or kill three strangers?
Prison Problems
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 8, 2009 by andrewkapinos
Would you rather rape someone, like it, go to jail for a long time, and regret it or be raped?
Wild Man
Submitted under Pain & Suffering on October 7, 2009 by Jim
Would you rather wrestle an alligator or wrestle a bear?
