You Rather

Commented on Coins vs. Bills.

can i exchange them for pennies?

Commented on Talk the talk or walk the walk.

lol if you have both you are justin beiber

Commented on Choose Your Sidekick.

i am batman

Commented on Take your Vitamins! .

so i can pretend im shooting up heroin but really im making myself healthier.

Commented on You or the kids?.

well they shouldnt be in the middle of the fucking road! WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?

Commented on Hey Baby?.

no nagging. yay

Commented on Public Restroom.

its just water from the sink i swear!

Commented on Hot or Ugly.

just staple a pic of megan fox on her head

Commented on Living the Life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o this kid is famous. ill take rich, thankyou

Commented on iPod or Cell Phone.

no ipod here

Commented on Think fast!.

um anything is a weapon during the zombie apocolypse but the 2nd floor is better cause you might be able to escape but in the cellar you are fucked

Commented on Lifetime Commitment.

but only if the woman was like 80 and rich

Commented on A Mayflower Fruit.

i would eat an avocado but id rather punch a pilgrim

Commented on I'm Absolutely Covered.

only if i can fly

Commented on Exposure.

just because my current job is kinda dangerous

Commented on That's a Big Family.

your wife wouldnt have wives. but feel free to sleep with her husbands

Commented on Funny Money.

my face would be in a strippers crotch more often

Commented on Morality.

well see the thing is in the real world villians can win just dont get caught monologuing

Commented on American Pie.

too sexy for my shirt

Commented on Everyone's Changing.

that would be interesting...