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jay15
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Commented on Building Art.
Ted Mosby, architect. Gets all the ladies.
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Commented on Revenge of the....
I don't think "jock" necessarily implies, "jackass". It just means you're an athlete, and I already am.
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Would rather Be swallowed feet first than Be swallowed head first.
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Would rather Shrink to 1 inch than Grow to 3 stories.
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Would rather Be a ninja than Be a pirate.
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Would rather live a life knowing there is a God, and die to find out there isn't one than live a life knowing there is no God, and die to find out there is one.
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Would rather Be a manly woman than Be a womenly man.
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Would rather See the future than Change the past.
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Would rather Break a leg than Break an arm, with a slightly painful infection.
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Would rather Stand than Sit.
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Would rather Never speak at all (not even in sign language) than Always speak all your thoughts out loud.
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Would rather Date a Victoria's Secret angel than Date a playboy bunny.
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Would rather Store all your photos on Facebook than Store all your photos on Flickr.
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Would rather Meet the Old Spice Man than Meet Chuck Norris.
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Would rather Implode than Explode.
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Would rather Go one year without the Internet than Go one year without your teeth.
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Would rather Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life than Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich.
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Would rather Find true love than Get one million dollars.
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Would rather erase New Jersey off the map than erase Canada off the map.
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Would rather Fight your clone than Have sex with your clone.