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Jessie
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Would rather Be a ninja than Be a pirate.
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Would rather Have your parents walk in on you having sex than Walk in on your parents having sex.
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Would rather Break a leg than Break an arm, with a slightly painful infection.
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Would rather Find $5 than Have your local WNBA team win the championship.
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Would rather Store all your photos on Flickr than Store all your photos on Facebook.
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Would rather Meet Chuck Norris than Meet the Old Spice Man.
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Would rather Implode than Explode.
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Would rather Check your email first every morning than Check your social networks first every morning.
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Would rather Use a mouse and keyboard on all your devices than Use a touchscreen on all your devices.
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Would rather Have one foot fall asleep every third hour for 30 minutes than Get a paper cut on your hand once a week.
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Would rather Find true love than Get one million dollars.
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Would rather 60s one hit wonder than 80s child-star actor.
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Would rather Regurgitate food to feed them than Lick your children to bathe them.
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Would rather Bet it all on red than Bet it all on black.
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Would rather be Doctor Who than be James Bond.
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Would rather Drink a bottle of maple syrup than Eat a container of butter.
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Would rather Have a jello room than Have a pillow room.
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Would rather Have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon than Have your house blown down by the big bad wolf.
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Would rather Have a one night stand than Have a friend with benefits.
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Would rather Have a tapeworm that eventually kills you than Have AIDS.