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jhuyed
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Would rather Die a painful death that goes down in history than Die a painless death that everyone hates you for.
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Would rather Give a speech to the whole nation than Have to sleep with tarantulas on your bed.
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Would rather Teach history than Teach math.
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Would rather Have a 1st Edition Holographic Charizard than Get $20.
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Commented on Wedding Day Leotard.
Just wear my dress over it, duh.
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Would rather have to wear a full body, red leotard on your wedding day than have the person you are marrying that day wear the full body, red leotard.
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Would rather be wanted than be needed.
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Would rather have to hold your pee all day than have to go pee every 5 minutes.
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Would rather Have to drop two f-bombs in every sentence than Have to end every sentence with a racial epithet.
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Would rather Watch The Simpsons than Watch Seinfeld.
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Would rather Own a pet turtle than Own a pet snake.
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Would rather Fight in the Civil War than Fight in the Revolutionary War.
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Would rather Find out your girlfriend is pregnant (as in the next ten seconds) than Find out you can never have kids again.
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Would rather Drool abnormally in public than Audibly moan during each conversation you have.
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Would rather Only dance the macarena than Only dance the charleston.
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Would rather Have a significant other that doesn't speak than Have a significant other that doesn't listen.
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Would rather Get an Atomic Wedgie than Get a Swirly .
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Would rather Only drink than Only eat.
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Would rather Be black in a white neighborhood than Be white in a black neighborhood.
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Would rather Be unable to open doors unassisted than Be unable to climb stairs unassisted.