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Jim
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Would rather Never touch a computer again than Never touch a person of the opposite sex again.
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Would rather Have long curly hair than Have short straight hair.
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Would rather Be stalked by a ghost for your entire life than Be stalked by a demon for three days then die.
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Would rather Have one testicle the size of a coconut than Have seventeen testicles.
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Commented on Rainbow or Semi Truck.
Only a Prime can kill a Prime
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Commented on Time Frame.
Public Bathhouses are always better than catching the Black Plague
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Commented on Presidential Bodyguard!.
He was just trying to watch a play!
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Commented on Star Wars Decision.
Double Lightsabers! (Episode 1)
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Commented on Seinfeld or Simpsons.
This is probably the hardest question on the site.
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Commented on Religion or Politics.
The real question is.... What Would Jesus Do?
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Commented on Trapped in Televison .
Dude....think of chilling with Hurley and the Smoke Monster!
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Commented on Ginger.
Gingers dont have souls.
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Commented on Sentinel of Justice.
Segways!
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Commented on Hard to Move.
This is why we have Handicapable doors.
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Commented on Fat or Fit.
Constant constant constant Dome-Piece. Constant.
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Commented on BIG.
Shoot fire? Sleep in the ocean? Destroy Japan every other weekend? Count me in
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Commented on Child Dilemma.
He would either grow up to be a rogue super hero. Or be a jaded heart throb
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Commented on Fast Food.
More variety. Plus you can order a sandwich that uses chicken breast as the bread. The Bread! Thats three times the chicken.
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Commented on Blood Money.
Does this include beating Hitler senseless? I really really hope so.
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Commented on Fancy Living.
Baller Status Achieved