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Jim
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Would rather Never touch a computer again than Never touch a person of the opposite sex again.
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Would rather Have long curly hair than Have short straight hair.
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Would rather Be stalked by a ghost for your entire life than Be stalked by a demon for three days then die.
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Would rather Have one testicle the size of a coconut than Have seventeen testicles.
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Would rather Eat fruit than Eat vegetables.
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Would rather Drink hard liquor than Drink beer.
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Would rather Bang 3 midgets simultaneously than Bang an 800 pound partner.
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Would rather Live without your iPod than Live without your cell phone.
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Would rather Take a syringe of vitamins daily than Take a suppository of vitamins daily.
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Would rather Know for sure what happened to Amelia Earhart than Know for sure who killed JFK.
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Would rather Fight all of the origional Power Rangers in their Megazord robot than Fight Optimus Prime.
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Would rather Fight the full collection of Care Bears than Fight the entire Smurf village.
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Would rather Remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn than Eat a live gerbil.
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Would rather Live in the Star Trek Universe than Live in the world of Dr Seuss.
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Would rather Watch porno with your parents than Watch a porno starring your parents.
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Would rather Sport a key-chain nipple ring than Have a wardrobe that is made of up outfits worn by Scooby-Doo characters.
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Would rather Only drink gravy for the rest of your life than Only eat stuffing for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Have 100 million dollars, but have a 5% chance of instant death than Be as you are now.
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Would rather Murder one person than Rape ten people.
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Would rather Live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks than Live in the Dark Ages.