You Rather

Asked would you rather Take a suppository of vitamins daily or Take a syringe of vitamins daily.

Asked would you rather Have seventeen testicles or Have one testicle the size of a coconut.

Asked would you rather Fight the entire Smurf village or Fight the full collection of Care Bears.

Asked would you rather Eat a live gerbil or Remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn.

Asked would you rather Live in the world of Dr Seuss or Live in the Star Trek Universe .

Asked would you rather Watch porno with your parents or Watch a porno starring your parents.

Asked would you rather Sport a key-chain nipple ring or Have a wardrobe that is made of up outfits worn by Scooby-Doo characters.

Asked would you rather Only eat stuffing for the rest of your life or Only drink gravy for the rest of your life.

Asked would you rather Never understand the concept of time or Never understand the concept of sex.

Asked would you rather Never read another book or Never hear another song.

Asked would you rather Be stalked by a ghost for your entire life or Be stalked by a demon for three days then die.

Asked would you rather Be lost in the woods at night or Stuck in a haunted house at night.

Asked would you rather Toilet paper a house or Egg a house.

Asked would you rather Know when you will die or Know how you will die.

Asked would you rather Play Beirut (Beerpong) or Play Flip-Cup.

Asked would you rather Strip on a webcam in front of your entire high school or Get caught making passionate love to a pie.

Asked would you rather Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney or Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye.

Asked would you rather Be a political figure caught cheating with an underaged boy/girl or Be a sports star caught running underground dog fighting competitions .

Asked would you rather Be a character on LOST or Be a character on Heroes.

Asked would you rather Change your religion or Change your political party.