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Kevin
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Would rather Eat fruit than Eat vegetables.
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Would rather Drink beer than Drink hard liquor.
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Would rather Bang 3 midgets simultaneously than Bang an 800 pound partner.
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Would rather Live without your iPod than Live without your cell phone.
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Would rather Fight a bear with shark arms than Fight a shark with bear arms.
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Asked would you rather Fight a shark with bear arms or Fight a bear with shark arms.
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Would rather Be close with only one person, and only see them on Sundays than Know many people and see them every day, but not be particularly close with any.
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Would rather Have to get around on all fours all the time than Only make animal noises.
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Would rather Be known for interrupting Taylor Swift than Be known for smacking Rihanna.
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Would rather Live in an isolated tower than Live in an abandoned bomb shelter.
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Would rather Never have sex again than Never learn anything new.
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Would rather End every sentence with "...in bed" than Begin every sentence with "I'mma let you finish".
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Would rather Only eat dry cereal than Only drink black coffee.
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Would rather Drive a bright red Smart Car than Be spanked by Rosie O'Donnell every morning.
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Would rather Wipe your bottom with your hand than Have a penis for a nose.
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Would rather Have a personal masseuse than Have a personal chef.
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Would rather Always dress like royalty than Always dress like a pimp.
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Would rather Lose a leg and one hand than Lose an arm and one foot.
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Would rather Have stinky feet than Have long finger nails.
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Would rather Die when your kid is very young than Have your kid die before you.