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Commented on Tiny vs HUGE.
I don't drive.
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Commented on Misplaced Vagina.
Wait, if I was a woman? Would I get the usual vagina too?
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Commented on Hardest Choice Ever.
I have nothing to cut.
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Commented on Kickoff or KO.
I don't know what it means, but it sounds better than being beaten up by a boxer.
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Commented on Cruel Punishment.
Depends on the torture. Maybe the stoners would get a good headshot.
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Commented on A World of Brainpower.
What's the point in being rich if there's nothing to buy?
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Commented on Hairy or Bald.
Hairodynamic?
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Commented on Phone or Everything else?.
Since I got my iPod I don't use my phone.
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Commented on Bear or Shark Arms.
Why does warface think the bear will get gills? Don't bears use their claws for most of their attacking? I'm going with that.
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Commented on Gettin' Real Kinky.
Non-practising necrophiliac.
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Commented on Movie Hell.
Amnesia or forced time travel?
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Would rather Lose your two front teeth than Have a section of your ear bitten off.
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Would rather Live without your phone than Live without your computer, ipod, and clean clothes.
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Would rather Return a punt in an NFL game than Spend 90 seconds in the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime.
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Would rather Fight a bear with shark arms than Fight a shark with bear arms.
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Would rather Drive a bright red Smart Car than Be spanked by Rosie O'Donnell every morning.
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Would rather Know when you will die than Know how you will die.
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Would rather Wear clothes that are much too big than Wear only skin tight clothing.
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Would rather Be the guy from Groundhog Day than Be the guy from Memento.
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Would rather Live in a penthouse in the city than Live in a mansion in the country.