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Ardit
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Commented on Beejs and Cheeses.
I pressed blow jobs on accident lol
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Would rather Blowjobs than Cheese.
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Would rather own 10,000 bobble heads than own 10,000 Mr. Potato Heads.
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Would rather receive $50,000 right here, right now than receive $5 a day for the rest of your life.
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Would rather be ordinary and die at a reasonable age than be accomplished and famous, then die at 18.
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Would rather have the first dibs every time than always have the last laugh.
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Would rather embrace death than become a vegetable.
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Would rather amputate one of your arms than be permanently mute.
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Would rather get killed by your best friend than get killed by your boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Would rather be Jason Bourne than be James Bond.
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Would rather have the best sex with the porn star of your dreams than have 'meh' sex with the girl/guy you love.
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Would rather Never be recognized for accomplishing something wonderful than Have your name known forever for doing something terrible.
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Would rather Be a Gangsta than Be a Hippie.
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Would rather kill and eat your pet dog than serve 7 years in a rough prison.
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Would rather drink 5 oz. of vodka by nose than drink 5 oz. of hot sauce by nose.
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Would rather eat a breakfast of only hot wings than eat a breakfast of only jellybeans.
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Would rather Read a book than Find $1.
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Would rather be Superman than be Batman.
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Would rather be allowed to eat your favorite meal but only three times a week than eat only lima beans for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Live in a townhouse in London than Live in a penthouse in L.A..