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Commented on Master of the Fine Arts.

I have a speech impediment and would give almost anything to sing.

Commented on Salty.

orgasms in your mouth (Good tasting food) or actual orgasms?...x_x

Commented on Powers.

this is basically a Harry Potter or Twilight question. And i'd rather not sparkle in the sun plus it'd be awesome to be able to make things appear and fly and shit. :D

Commented on Invisible vs. Invincible.

@Ruth2012: "Be on the look out for this woman" Holds up pic of a blank piece of paper

Commented on Sweating Jam or Dustpan-hands.

I FUCKING LOVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM SANDWICHES!!!!!!!

Commented on Prison Problems.

the definition of rape= "Rape is a type of sexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse, which is initiated by one or more persons against another person without that person's consent." Not meaning that the other person didn't like it it just means that they didn't give you permission/ didn't know it was about to happen.

Commented on The American Diet.

also it'd be cool to learn how to use chop sticks

Commented on The American Diet.

with chinese food you have more variety with burgers there isn't allot you can do to change them.

Commented on Homeless vs. Slavery.

could be a "Slave" slave.... kinky ;D

Commented on Lie Detector.

knowing when everyone is lying is both good and bad, on one hand some could say that "you look good today" and they could be lying and you would be sad, but on the other hand you could be one of the greatest detectives/ cop/ lawyer.

Commented on Smells Funny.

"Why do you smell like pee?" "Why the fuck do you think!? I'm Bear Grills"

Commented on Meal Time Executioner.

fucking Bear Grills style... and to wash it down? -unzips pants-

Commented on Flashing Lights.

Most teenage people there can speak english, and their vending machines sell underwear... can ever have enough underwear. plus Asians are hot!

Commented on Trick or Woah.

you can pretty much go to jail for either but if your lucky a trick or treater will be one of those girls who takes halloween as an excuse for dressing slutty :D

Commented on North American eraser tool.

go ahead and attack us we have free health care! -Canada

Commented on We Are Not Amused.

"Hey you! Hey Face"

Commented on Meat vs. Fish.

fuckin hate fish

Commented on Life in the Fast Lane.

"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!"

Commented on Emasculation.

can just say that you we're buying the martini for some girl there.

Commented on Leg or Arm.

well i'm right handed and i like to "have fun" so id rather lose the foot i can always get a fake prosthetic one anyways.