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Arrkangel
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Commented on Wordsmith.
Haikus are really fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator
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Would rather Have to use a completely blank keyboard with absolutely no labeled keys than Have to type with only your two index fingers all the time.
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Would rather Be stalked by a ghost for your entire life than Be stalked by a demon for three days then die.
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Would rather Be a mall cop than Be a prison guard.
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Would rather Have your parents catch you having sex... in their bed than Catch your parents having sex.
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Would rather Live in a castle than Own a yacht.
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Would rather Only speak in haiku than Only speak in song lyrics.
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Would rather Have your way with Jessica Alba for one day than Have your way with Angelina Jolie for one day.
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Would rather Be a notorious mobster than Be a famous rapper.
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Would rather Break your hands on a bike than Lose your front teeth in a skateboarding accident.
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Would rather Live in complete isolation in the mountains for a year than Be in jail for a year.