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Would rather own 10,000 bobble heads than own 10,000 Mr. Potato Heads.
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Would rather Be The Cookie Monster than Be Gonzo.
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Would rather Be deaf than Be Amish.
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Would rather always have a bowl cut than have a massive head compared to your body.
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Would rather Win an Oscar than Win the Nobel Prize.
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Would rather Inherit $15,000 from a distant relative than Have you penis magically grow an extra inch in length and girth.
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Would rather be Freddie Mercury than be Eddie Vedder.
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Would rather Have bright blue hair than Have bright blue teeth.
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Would rather Be featured on the show "What Not to Wear" than Be featured on the show "Bridezillas".
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Would rather Only be able to get an erection < 10% of the time than Have a micro-penis.
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Would rather have a perpetual boner than never be able to get a boner.
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Would rather Get Swine Flu than Get West Nile.
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Would rather Be reborn into a better/worse life than Go to heaven or hell.
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Would rather spend one night spent passionately with Rosie O'Donnell than have your two front teeth pulled out.
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Would rather Wear ugly gloves than Wear an ugly hat.
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Would rather be Jason Bourne than be James Bond.
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Would rather use only Comic Sans than use only Papyrus.
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Would rather slide down a fireman pole covered in tacks into a pool of rubbing alcohol than cheese grate your upper arm.
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Would rather be trapped in a snowstorm than be trapped in a sandstorm.
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Would rather End every sentence with "...in bed" than Begin every sentence with "I'mma let you finish".