You Rather

Commented on Where's Your Helmet?.

I have issues with teeth, breaking them totally creeps me out more than breaking my hands.

Commented on Bear or Shark Arms.

I would stay away from the bear until the sharks died (since they still have gills) then the bear would be pretty much useless.

Commented on A Hard Question.

Who cares if your weiner is small if you're amazing at sex.

Commented on 1 or 2.

I hear kidney stones are as painful as child birth, and they're like 10x smaller than a marble.

Commented on Red Alert.

I would have to get new sheets.

Commented on Cupertino or Mountian View.

Even if I couldn't tell anyone, I would assume that if I knew all of Apples secret's I could probably get everything early and probably for free. Google would be boring.

Commented on Apple or Google.

Tzk, you're never wrong.

Commented on The Flannel, The Denim, and The Wardrobe.

I agree tzk, I would rather be comfortable.

Commented on Cold or Hot death.

Crazy cold, numb, warmth, sleep, death.

Commented on How Judgemental!.

Even my profile picture is still pondering this question.

Commented on Educate Me.

It's what I plan on doing anyway. Plus I suck at math.

Commented on Sleeping Problems.

I can say from personal experience that being unimaginably tired and being physically incapable of sleep is torture. Literally. Falling asleep randomly is just an excuse to hire a chauffeur.

Commented on Jolt of Reality.

Take one slap after another and your face will start to go numb, vs possible heart attack.

Commented on Futurama!.

Dreamkiller you have made the only point that needs to be made.

Commented on Talk the talk or walk the walk.

hendrxson, props for your answer.

Commented on Green Eggs and Phasers.

Everything turns out well in my world, nobody is chasing me across space to shoot me with lasers and shit.

Commented on Hello, I'm A....

Would I rather have reasonably priced freedom, or highly expensive prison.

Commented on Gained Some Weight.

strong back/shoulders/ thighs or oddly strong calves...hmm.

Commented on Lowered Expectations.

Pebkac, thank you.

Commented on Public Restroom.

If nobody knows, meaning nobody can smell it or see it I choose poop, then just don't sit down until I can find somewhere to change.