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Eli
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Would rather Talk like Yoda than Breathe like Darth Vader.
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Would rather Have a thieving maid/nanny than Have a drunk personal driver.
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Would rather erase Canada off the map than erase New Jersey off the map.
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Would rather Live until you're 50 but have supermodel looks than Live until you're 80 but be morbidly obese.
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Would rather Eat a five course meal in front of 10 starving children than Steal the bucket from 5 salvation army Santas.
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Would rather Drink a bottle of maple syrup than Eat a container of butter.
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Favorited São Paulo or New York.
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Would rather be attacked by 50 duck-sized horses than be attacked by 1 horse-sized duck.
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Would rather get 4 hours of sleep per night than get 15 hours of sleep per night.
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Would rather Find $5 than Have your local WNBA team win the championship.
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Would rather Be well dressed from the waist up, with ridiculous pants and shoes than Be well dressed from the waist down, with ridiculous shirts and hats.
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Would rather Eat 6 Big Macs than Eat 50 chicken nuggets.
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Commented on Extreme Morning! .
I love black coffee anyway!
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Would rather Only drink black coffee than Only eat dry cereal .
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Would rather Get run over by a car and die than Kill 5 small children with your car.
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Would rather Have extreme narcolepsy than Have a bad case of Tourette's.
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Would rather Chocolate than Vanilla.
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Would rather Constantly stumble when walking than Constantly studder when speaking.
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Would rather Stick it in Amy Winehouse than Stick it in a light socket.
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Asked would you rather play quarterback or play linebacker.