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Autarctic
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Would rather Live happily ever after with your favorite movie/TV show hero than Live happily ever after with your favorite romance novel hero.
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Would rather Never be able to drive than Never be able to leave your native country.
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Would rather Never have a relationship last longer than 2 years than Be a spouse of a polygamist.
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Would rather Raise a family with Samuel L. Jackson than Raise a family with Vin Diesel.
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Would rather Be the head chef on a luxury cruise liner than Be the head chef in the White House.
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Would rather be Aquaman than be The Human Torch.
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Would rather Take a field trip with Ms. Frizzle than Play a game of Quidditch.
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Would rather Walk around barefoot in snow for an hour than See your brother/sister naked in a 5 minute porno.
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Would rather Always lie than Always tell the truth.
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Would rather Be a genius in a world of unintelligent people than Be unintelligent in a world of geniuses.
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Would rather Be ugly and rich than Be attractive and poor.
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Would rather Be forced to watch a movie you hate over and over again for a week than Be forced to listen to a song you hate over and over again for a week.
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Would rather Always have a black eye than Always look 8 months pregnant.
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Would rather Go toe to toe with Michael Myers than Try to take down Freddie Kruger.
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Would rather Be a hawk than Be a shark.
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Would rather Be an architect than Be a graphic designer.
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Would rather Be killed in a Final Destination movie than Be killed in a Saw movie.
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Would rather Kill 5 small children with your car than Get run over by a car and die.
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Would rather Wake up from your nap because someone is peeing on you than Find a turd in your pillowcase after a nice afternoon nap.
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Would rather Have a section of your ear bitten off than Lose your two front teeth.