You Rather

Would rather lick peanut butter off of a hobo's foot than lose 250 dollars in the stock market.

Would rather amputate the feet of two friends than amputate one of your own feet.

Would rather Have a micro-penis than Only be able to get an erection < 10% of the time.

Would rather put a toothpick in you're toe nail and kick the wall than have paper cuts all over you're body and jump into a pool of lemon juice.

Would rather be a ghost than be a demon.

Would rather have the feeling of being kicked in the testicles for 12 hours a day than Hever be able to produce healthy children.

Would rather hug a Panda than hug a Polar Bear.

Would rather be resistant to cold and impossible to freeze to death than be resistant to heat and impossible to burn to death.

Would rather slam your hand on top of a thumbtack with a half inch pin than shoot yourself in the top of the foot with a nail gun.

Would rather live in a library, where books are your only form of entertainment than live in a prison cell, where you have access to any channel on TV.

Would rather reach your ideal salary than reach your ideal weight.

Would rather have a Ford than have a Chevy.

Would rather Porsche than Ferrari.

Would rather Be 21 than Be 10.