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Sam Dunn
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Would rather Eat your whole dad than Eat your hands and feet.
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Would rather Wear ugly gloves than Wear an ugly hat.
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Would rather be ordinary and die at a reasonable age than be accomplished and famous, then die at 18.
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Would rather spend a day at the Playboy mansion than have all of Disney World to yourself for one day.
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Would rather lick peanut butter off of a hobo's foot than lose 250 dollars in the stock market.
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Would rather amputate the feet of two friends than amputate one of your own feet.
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Would rather vote for Palin than vote for Bachman.
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Would rather Have a micro-penis than Only be able to get an erection < 10% of the time.
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Would rather put a toothpick in you're toe nail and kick the wall than have paper cuts all over you're body and jump into a pool of lemon juice.
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Would rather be a ghost than be a demon.
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Would rather have the feeling of being kicked in the testicles for 12 hours a day than Hever be able to produce healthy children.
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Would rather win a 10-day free vacation to any destination than win a $5,000 shopping spree to any store.
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Would rather hug a Panda than hug a Polar Bear.
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Would rather Be extremely fat than Have your face covered in severe acne.
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Would rather know the ways of the force than own a lightsaber.
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Would rather be resistant to cold and impossible to freeze to death than be resistant to heat and impossible to burn to death.
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Would rather slam your hand on top of a thumbtack with a half inch pin than shoot yourself in the top of the foot with a nail gun.
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Would rather live in a library, where books are your only form of entertainment than live in a prison cell, where you have access to any channel on TV.
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Would rather Be walked in on while watching Celine Dion music videos than Be walked in on while watching porn.
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Would rather reach your ideal salary than reach your ideal weight.