You Rather

Asked would you rather need to milk yourself or lay an egg.

Asked would you rather Have a section of your ear bitten off or Lose your two front teeth.

Asked would you rather Get severe frostbite or Be severely burned.

Asked would you rather Eat a container of butter or Drink a bottle of maple syrup.

Asked would you rather Star in Saved By The Bell or Star in Boy Meets World.

Asked would you rather Only be able to speak via a translator or Only speak when asked a question.

Asked would you rather Only have a 1st grade education or Live in a world where everyone else only has a 1st grade education.

Asked would you rather Have nipples that constantly change colors like a disco light or Have nipples like look like diamonds.

Asked would you rather Be born with red hair or Have $100 stolen from you.

Asked would you rather Have a college/university named after you or Have a sports stadium named after you.

Asked would you rather Play Dodgeball or Play Four Square.

Asked would you rather Be a mall cop or Be a prison guard.

Asked would you rather Talk a little bit too loudly or Talk a little bit too softly.

Asked would you rather Dress like people would 100's of years ago or Dress like a person from the future.

Asked would you rather Watch a volcano erupt or Witness a meteor hitting Earth.

Asked would you rather Have triplets or Be a triplet.

Asked would you rather Bring Elvis back to life or Bring Tupac back to life.

Asked would you rather Have a beer belly or Have three chins.

Asked would you rather Star in a cartoon movie or Star in a live action movie.

Asked would you rather Eat a container of Flintstones vitamins or Drink a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.