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Ayrotciv
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Commented on Hard to Move.
It would be harder to get help to climb stairs than to get help opening a door.
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Would rather Eat fruit than Eat vegetables.
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Would rather Live without your cell phone than Live without your iPod.
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Would rather Be telepathic than Be psychokinetic.
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Would rather Regurgitate food to feed them than Lick your children to bathe them.
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Would rather Emit robot noises whenever you move than Make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink.
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Would rather Be forced to public speak than Be dangled over the edge of a cliff .
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Would rather Fall two stories into freezing water than Fall two stories onto concrete.
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Would rather Dive into a pool of horseradish and worms than Eat your weight in pig feet.
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Would rather Work under Captain Kirk than Work under Captain Picard.
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Would rather Be deeply insulted by a stranger than Be slapped across the face.
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Would rather Only eat reheated leftovers for the rest of your life than Pay to eat out at restaurants for every meal for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Have a pillow room than Have a jello room.
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Would rather Walk around barefoot in snow for an hour than See your brother/sister naked in a 5 minute porno.
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Would rather Have to learn how to walk again than Have to learn about every date in history and why they were important..
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Would rather Have your house blown down by the big bad wolf than Have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon.
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Would rather Have no fingers than Have no ears.
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Would rather Freeze to death than Boil to death.
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Would rather Star in Saved By The Bell than Star in Boy Meets World.
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Would rather Have 100 million dollars, but have a 5% chance of instant death than Be as you are now.