You Rather

Would rather Give up velcro and knots than Give up buttons and zippers.

Would rather Have your picture taken than Take a picture.

Would rather Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.) than Sign your real name.

Would rather Eat Pringles than Eat Lay's Potato Chips.

Would rather Hook up with Beetlejuice (from the movie) than Make out with Gollum.

Would rather Be a midget than Be a leper.

Would rather Have a friend with benefits than Have a one night stand.

Would rather Light your feet on fire for a minute than Light your hands on fire for a minute.

Would rather Only be able to laugh at intricate Star Trek jokes than Only be able to laugh at violently racist jokes.

Would rather Find true love than Get one million dollars.

Would rather Never be able to express emotions than Never be able to feel emotions.

Would rather Fight Dwayne "The Rock " Johnson than Fight Hulk Hogan.

Would rather be decapitated by a guillotine than be hung by a noose.

Would rather Stuck in a haunted house at night than Be lost in the woods at night.

Would rather Be forced to public speak than Be dangled over the edge of a cliff .

Would rather Have a Coke than Have a Pepsi.