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Spencer Allan Brooks
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Would rather Wrestle a bear than Wrestle an alligator.
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Would rather Be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company than Be the President of a prominent country.
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Would rather Marry an active porn star than Marry a polygamist.
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Would rather Drink only water and alcohol for the rest of your life than Drink anything other than alcohol for the rest of your life.
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Would rather only read Marvel than only read DC Comics.
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Would rather Stay inside and watch excellent TV than Lie in the grass and read a book.
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Would rather Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.) than Sign your real name.
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Would rather Be psychokinetic than Be telepathic.
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Would rather Regurgitate food to feed them than Lick your children to bathe them.
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Would rather Make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink than Emit robot noises whenever you move.
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Would rather Or keep your one part and watch everyone else's change than Would you rather have the opposite sex's part every other year.
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Would rather Be grounded than Be stoned to death.
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Would rather Fall two stories into freezing water than Fall two stories onto concrete.
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Would rather Know for sure who killed JFK than Know for sure what happened to Amelia Earhart.
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Would rather Drink a bottle of maple syrup than Eat a container of butter.
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Would rather Homosexually date raped than Be attacked by a drug addict.
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Would rather Fly like Superman than Travel like Spiderman.
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Would rather Have everything you touch turn to gold than Have everything you touch turn to dust.
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Would rather Live in a giant peach than Live in a giant shoe.
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Would rather Be a wizard than Be a vampire.