You Rather

Commented on Shameful.

I think the son would forgive you sooner than the daughter.

Commented on Diff'rent Strokes.

Anal is icky, and probably painful.

Commented on Protecting the Citizens.

Most cops are jerks that think they're above the law. My dad and all his friends are cops. If a new person comes in and says they want to be a cop so that they can help people, cops tell them to become a firefighter, and they hate firefighters.

Commented on Knock First!.

I think it depends on your age and stuff. If my mom walked in on me having sex, I would be grounded for life, as well as my boyfriend, plus I'd never get over the embarassment. I've already walked in on them before when I was like 6, and I wouldn't get it trouble for it.

Commented on Jolt of Reality.

Electrocution would make a better story.

Commented on Burning Sensation.

Well, think logically. Water, no matter how hot, can only reach 100 degrees celcius, which is friggin' hot, but if you were to stare at the sun for that long, you would have permanent eyes damage, and probably be blind. I'd rather be able to see than talk.