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tawnychad
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Commented on In Bed with Kanye.
This might actually get me places...in bed.
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Commented on There's a Shoe for That.
No po-po could catch this!
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Commented on Machiavelli .
I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
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Would rather Drink hard liquor than Drink beer.
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Would rather Live without your iPod than Live without your cell phone.
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Would rather Only date people with severe OCD than Only date chain smokers.
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Would rather Implode than Explode.
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Would rather Listen to Mambo No. 5 for four hours straight than Listen to the Macarena for four hours straight.
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Would rather Have one foot fall asleep every third hour for 30 minutes than Get a paper cut on your hand once a week.
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Would rather Find true love than Get one million dollars.
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Would rather Be the most scared you could ever be for 1 month than Make a salad every 10 minutes for 3 months straight.
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Would rather Lose your mind than Lose your significant other.
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Would rather Have a section of your ear bitten off than Lose your two front teeth.
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Would rather Be overworked in a cramped factory than Live completely alone on an island.
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Would rather Marry an active porn star than Marry a polygamist.
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Would rather Kill Voldemort than Kill Harry Potter.
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Would rather Have an iPhone than Have an Android device.
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Would rather Have your lair be underwater than Have your lair be in the side of a cliff.
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Would rather Have an iPhone than Have an iPad.
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Would rather Have your brain transplanted into the opposite sex than Have your brain transplanted into a robot.