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Zack
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Would rather Be Napoleon than Be Julius Caesar.
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Would rather Eat fruit than Eat vegetables.
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Would rather Bang 3 midgets simultaneously than Bang an 800 pound partner.
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Would rather Live without your iPod than Live without your cell phone.
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Would rather Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.) than Sign your real name.
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Would rather Be deeply insulted by a stranger than Be slapped across the face.
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Would rather Have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon than Have your house blown down by the big bad wolf.
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Would rather Star in Saved By The Bell than Star in Boy Meets World.
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Would rather Live in the Star Trek Universe than Live in the world of Dr Seuss.
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Would rather Have a wardrobe that is made of up outfits worn by Scooby-Doo characters than Sport a key-chain nipple ring.
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Would rather Rape someone homosexually than Get homosexually raped.
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Would rather An equally venomous wasp than Eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider.
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Would rather Live until you're 50 but have supermodel looks than Live until you're 80 but be morbidly obese.
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Would rather Murder a middle-aged couple's only child who is 10 years old than Punch 10 pregnant women so hard they miscarry.
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Would rather Be Harry Potter than Be Luke Skywalker .
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Would rather Have 100 million dollars, but have a 5% chance of instant death than Be as you are now.
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Would rather Murder one person than Rape ten people.
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Would rather Fight Dwayne "The Rock " Johnson than Fight Hulk Hogan.
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Would rather Live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks than Live in the Dark Ages.
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Would rather Never play computer games again than Never watch any video on a computer again.