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jengel
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Would rather Always wear a top hat than Always wear a giant clock necklace.
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Would rather Regurgitate food to feed them than Lick your children to bathe them.
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Would rather Live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks than Live in the Dark Ages.
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Would rather play runescape forever even without full membership than play a 10 day trial of World of Warcraft.
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Would rather be a Wizard than be a Unicorn.
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Would rather Be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune than Be a contestant on Jeopardy.
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Would rather Bring Hitler back to life as a killer invincible robot zombie than Cut off six of your own fingers and one foot.
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Would rather Get married to the love of your life, but you can never have sex with them than Get married to someone you don't love.
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Would rather be a cucumber than be a carrot.
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Would rather Have a low salary in a job you love than Have a high salary in a job you hate.
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Would rather Admit stupidity than Be called out for stupidity.
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Would rather Teach history than Teach math.
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Would rather Always be overdressed than Always be underdressed.
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Would rather Only eat meat than Only eat fish.
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Would rather Be male than Be female.
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Would rather Have seventeen testicles than Have one testicle the size of a coconut.
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Would rather Be a mermaid/man than Be a centaur.
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Would rather Never be able to express emotions than Never be able to feel emotions.
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Would rather Kill 5 innocent children yourself if it would end all bloodshed in the Middle East for 25 years than Have ongoing wars, terrorism and fighting in the Middle East.
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Would rather Stand than Sit.