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John Ferreira
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Would rather Have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon than Have your house blown down by the big bad wolf.
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Would rather Have the voice of Morgan Freeman and dress terribly than Have the voice of PeeWee Herman and dress perfectly.
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Would rather Watch The Sandlot than Watch The Goonies.
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Would rather Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.) than Sign your real name.
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Would rather Kill yourself than Kill your best friend.
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Would rather Get married to someone you don't love than Get married to the love of your life, but you can never have sex with them.
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Would rather Play a game of one on one with Michael Jordan than Play a game of one on one with Kobe Bryant .
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Would rather Break your hands on a bike than Lose your front teeth in a skateboarding accident.
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Would rather Let him win than Take him down.
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Would rather Lose both your legs than Lose both your arms.
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Would rather Shower with Jerry Sandusky than Be a victim of a Catholic priest.
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Would rather Get $10,000 worth of electronics than Get $20,000 worth of jewelry.
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Would rather only be able to see the world in a shade of red than barely hear people when they speak.
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Would rather Have to go to every single local WNBA game for the rest of your life than Have all your limbs cut off by a very dull butter knife.
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Commented on Hello, I'm A....
This is absolutely correct.
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Would rather Only use a Windows PC than Only use a Mac.
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Commented on Star of the 90s.
Topanga!
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Would rather Star in Boy Meets World than Star in Saved By The Bell.
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Commented on Gay Athlete.
Exactly.
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Would rather Be a heterosexual average person than Be a famous homosexual professional athlete.