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Alex
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Would rather Be whipped and chained than Be tar and feathered.
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Would rather Be John Lennon than Be Paul McCartney.
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Would rather Only be able to laugh at blonde jokes than Not be able to understand sarcasm.
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Would rather Be famous for inventing the Whoopie Cushion than Be famous for inventing snap bracelets.
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Would rather Audibly moan during each conversation you have than Drool abnormally in public.
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Would rather Weep every time someone tells a joke in front of you. than Sleep in your parent's bed every night.
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Would rather Fight all of the origional Power Rangers in their Megazord robot than Fight Optimus Prime.
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Would rather Eat a container of Flintstones vitamins than Drink a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
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Would rather Be unable to climb stairs unassisted than Be unable to open doors unassisted.
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Commented on What Happened Last Night?!.
one I lose years of my life, the other I can forget and move on and have a bit more money
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Would rather Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye than Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.
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Would rather Skip Summer than Skip Winter.
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Would rather Never touch a computer again than Never touch a person of the opposite sex again.
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Would rather Wear a woolen bodysuit in the Sahara than Wear a bikini in the Antarctic.
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Would rather Spend a year alone in a space station than Spend a year alone in a deep sea submarine.
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Would rather Have a neck in proportion to a Brontasaurus than Have arms in proportion to a T-Rex.
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Would rather Have $150 in quarters than Have $100 in paper money.
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Would rather only be filmed than only be photographed.
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Would rather Be known as a drug dealer than Be known as a liar.
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Would rather Stare at the sun for 5 seconds after being in a dark room for 5 hours than Have one eye replaced with a glass eye for the rest of your life.