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Kuusou
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Would rather Be a superb writer than Be an excellent singer.
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Would rather Only use a Windows PC than Only use a Mac.
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Would rather Work 8 hours a day five days a week than Work 10 hours a day four days a week.
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Would rather Tell your most embarassing secret to the 10 people it would matter to most than Eat 5000 liquorice jelly beans as fast as you can.
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Would rather Begin every sentence with "I'mma let you finish" than End every sentence with "...in bed".
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Would rather Own a pocket-sized elephant than Own a pocket-sized giraffe.
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Would rather Kill 5 small children with your car than Get run over by a car and die.
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Would rather Get A's at a standard university than Get B's and C's at an Ivy League school.
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Would rather Have a significant other that doesn't speak than Have a significant other that doesn't listen.
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Would rather have red skin than have blue skin.
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Would rather Eat Chinese Take-out every night than Eat fast food burgers every night.
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Would rather Be painted by Da Vinci than Be painted by Van Gogh.
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Would rather Be topless all the time than Be pantless all the time.
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Would rather Lose your sense of smell completely than Absolutely reek of armpits for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Live in the Star Trek universe than Live in the Star Wars universe.
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Would rather Have to learn about every date in history and why they were important. than Have to learn how to walk again.
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Would rather Work for Google and know all their secrets than Work for Apple and know all of their secrets.
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Would rather Shed all you hair for an entire month than Be forced to walk around for an entire month without pants.
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Would rather Stab yourself in the stomach with a 5 inch blade than Cut off the tips of all your own fingers.
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Would rather Constantly have 10 pound weights on each of your feet than Constantly have a 40 pound weight on your shoulders.
