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Lars Martin Sandbakk
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Would rather feel like you have to sneeze all the time than feel like you're about to fall all the time.
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Would rather Die in a nuclear war than Die in a zombie apocalypse.
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Would rather be forced to attend school for your entire life than be forced to marry your distant cousin.
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Would rather only be able to see the world in a shade of red than barely hear people when they speak.
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Would rather Be featured on the show "What Not to Wear" than Be featured on the show "Bridezillas".
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Would rather Have an urge to poop for a full day in a small room alone than Have an erection with your mom in a small room.
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Would rather eat soup for every meal with only your face than stab your tongue with a fork every time you ate.
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Would rather be a student the rest of your life than be a teacher the rest of your life.
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Would rather produce a blockbuster action movie than have 20 million YouTube subscribers.
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Would rather rely on The A team than rely on MacGyver.
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Would rather go to a knife fight with a butter knife than go to a gun fight with a pellet pistol.
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Would rather be part of a real Jurassic Park scenario than be part of a real Day After Tomorrow scenario.
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Would rather be dumb and really lucky than be smart and unlucky.
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Would rather go back in time and correct the single biggest mistake of your life than go WAY back in time and come up with the Pythagorean Theorem before Pythagoras so you can have an equation named after you.
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Would rather fight a large bear with a sword than fight a wolf with your bare hands.
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Would rather death by firing squad than death by hanging.
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Would rather fight ten bulls one at a time than fight three bulls at the same time.
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Would rather always be naked than always be itchy.
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Would rather Have no arms or legs but be loved by all than Be a superhero and hated by everyone.
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Would rather Sleep on a really hard and uncomfortable pillow than Sleep on a pillow with a blood stain.