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bmecnc
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Commented on Working With Mike Rowe.
Alligators only have crushing power in their jaws, clamp their mouth shut and there is f*ck all they can do about it.
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Would rather Eat fruit than Eat vegetables.
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Asked would you rather Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort or Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader.
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Would rather See the future than Change the past.
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Would rather Go swimming with alligators than Go swimming with sharks.
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Would rather Listen to the Macarena for four hours straight than Listen to Mambo No. 5 for four hours straight.
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Would rather Have a section of your ear bitten off than Lose your two front teeth.
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Would rather Be stuck with Dawn than Be stuck with May.
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Would rather Bet it all on red than Bet it all on black.
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Would rather Be Miley Cyrus than Be Lindsay Lohan.
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Would rather Only eat reheated leftovers for the rest of your life than Pay to eat out at restaurants for every meal for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Stare at the sun for 5 seconds after being in a dark room for 5 hours than Have one eye replaced with a glass eye for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Own a PS3 than Own an Xbox 360.
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Would rather Have all profanities censored out on your television than Be electrocuted every time you swear.
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Would rather Never be able to express emotions than Never be able to feel emotions.
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Would rather Not be able to sit than Not be able to stand.
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Would rather Have no ears than Have no fingers.
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Would rather Have a wardrobe that is made of up outfits worn by Scooby-Doo characters than Sport a key-chain nipple ring.
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Would rather Stick it in a light socket than Stick it in Amy Winehouse.
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Would rather Order a beer at a gay bar than Order a mudslide at a sports bar.