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Bryan Miller
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Would rather never untangle headphone wires again than never tie your shoes again.
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Would rather be a vampire who can transform into a bat than be a ghost that can possess only appliances.
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Would rather death by firing squad than death by hanging.
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Would rather Shower with Jerry Sandusky than Be a victim of a Catholic priest.
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Would rather watch them the next day than control your dreams.
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Would rather Youtube than Reddit.
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Would rather lick a public bathroom stall handle than lick a public bathroom floor.
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Would rather 90's America than 70's Britain.
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Would rather Have to eat tree bark for one meal a day than Have to pour cold milk over everything you eat.
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Would rather 10 $100 bills ($1,000) than 40 quarters ($10).
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Would rather live in the world of My Little Pony than live in the world overrun by Zombies.
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Would rather let out a smelly, long-lasting fart every 5 minutes than burp extremely loudly every 30 seconds.
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Would rather only be photographed than only be filmed.
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Would rather Own a car than Be able to run 40 miles per hour.
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Would rather be a starting NFL kicker in the league for 15 years than be a starting NFL quarterback in the league for 4 years.
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Would rather eat 300 doughnuts in 4 hours for $500 than drink a cup of sour milk for $50.
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Would rather be a freemason than be a gangster.
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Would rather Lose the ability to feel emotions than Be physically paralyzed.
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Would rather Work at McDonalds than Work at Burger King.
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Would rather always have a bowl cut than have a massive head compared to your body.