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randombob
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Would rather Live to be 200 in colonial times than Live a normal lifespan modern day.
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Would rather Choose a PSP than Choose a Nintendo DS.
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Would rather Have an Android device than Have an iPhone.
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Would rather Work for Google and know all their secrets than Work for Apple and know all of their secrets.
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Would rather Be the head chef in the White House than Be the head chef on a luxury cruise liner.
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Would rather Drink anything other than alcohol for the rest of your life than Drink only water and alcohol for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Have chronic insomnia than Have narcolepsy.
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Would rather Have a two foot tail than Have a giant birthmark covering 78% of your face.
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Would rather Always have to replicate the face of any emoticon you use than Actually have to laugh out loud every time you type LOL, haha, lmao, etc.
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Would rather Kill 5 innocent children yourself if it would end all bloodshed in the Middle East for 25 years than Have ongoing wars, terrorism and fighting in the Middle East.
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Would rather Be telekinetic than Be telepathic.
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Would rather Listen to the Macarena for four hours straight than Listen to Mambo No. 5 for four hours straight.
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Would rather Dress only the way you did when you were 15 than Dress only in styles famous 15 years ago.
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Would rather use only Papyrus than use only Comic Sans.
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Would rather Be married to a georgous person who is on welfare than Be married to a morbidly obese and ugly person who is incredibly wealthy.
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Would rather Fly like Superman than Travel like Spiderman.
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Would rather Get one million dollars than Find true love.
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Would rather Always be overdressed than Always be underdressed.
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Would rather Store all your photos on Flickr than Store all your photos on Facebook.
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Would rather Watch The Simpsons than Watch Seinfeld.