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Brian
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Commented on Apple or Google.
iOS is simply the app tray in Android.
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Commented on 90s Music Torture.
I'd listen to 8 hours straight before doing 4 hours of Mambo No. 5
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Would rather watch a porno with your parents than watch a porno of your parents.
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Would rather be convicted as a corrupt Fortune 500 CEO than be convicted as a corrupt politician.
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Would rather never partake in any of your guilt pleasures again than admit all your guilty pleasures to friends and family.
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Commented on God or Hell.
“I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.” Edward:87, Book of Twilight
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Would rather Never be able remember anyone's birthday or anniversary than Forget every historical date from the past and why it was important.
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Would rather live a life knowing there is no God, and die to find out there is one than live a life knowing there is a God, and die to find out there isn't one.
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Commented on Either way, you are dead.
less messy maybe?
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Commented on Exposure.
Probably more people staring in the mall, but less people I'd know
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Commented on Boxing Incident.
I enjoy corn on the cob.
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Commented on Afterlife.
This would actually be a dream come true.
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Commented on Get out much?.
No book has ever written where the movie wasn't better.
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Commented on Risky Business.
@joner008 well you'd be adding a 1/20 shot of dying as soon as you accept the money in ADDITION to random chances of dying throughout your life. So still a hard decision.
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Commented on Rainbow or Semi Truck.
At least this way when I get wrecked I won't lose any blood. Instead sparks will just fly out of me.
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Commented on Kinky Monkeys
Says the guy who wants to give oral sex to an orangutan.
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Commented on Worst Nightmare.
More places to run
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Commented on Classy or URGENT.
I DO THIS ANYWAY BECAUSE ITS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME.
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Commented on Losing Hygiene.
My feet have been stinky for years and my nail biting addiction would make the alternative quite a challenge.
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Commented on Extreme Morning! .
I do anyway. Wouldn't have it any other way.
