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Evan Glick
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Would rather Wear clothes that are much too big than Wear only skin tight clothing.
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Would rather Have to pour cold milk over everything you eat than Have to eat tree bark for one meal a day.
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Would rather Get $100 today than Get $1 a day for 200 days.
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Would rather Eat the same meal than Drink the same thing.
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Would rather Dress only the way you did when you were 15 than Dress only in styles famous 15 years ago.
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Would rather pull out each tooth with pliers (including molars) than cut off each individual toe with a knife.
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Would rather Be forced to watch a movie you hate over and over again for a week than Be forced to listen to a song you hate over and over again for a week.
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Would rather Have nipples that constantly change colors like a disco light than Have nipples like look like diamonds.
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Would rather have a snorkel on your face permanently than always have fingernails 5 inches or longer.
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Would rather live a life knowing there is no God, and die to find out there is one than live a life knowing there is a God, and die to find out there isn't one.
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Would rather Room with Snoop Dogg than Room with Bob Marley.
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Would rather Fight Dwayne "The Rock " Johnson than Fight Hulk Hogan.
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Would rather Wear summer clothes in the winter than Wear winter clothes in the summer.
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Would rather Only eat dry cereal than Only drink black coffee.
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Would rather Forget who you were than Forget who everyone you know is.
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Would rather Have your blood sucked by a vampire than Have your brain eaten by a zombie.
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Would rather Run upstairs and barricade the second floor than Sequester yourselves in the cellar.
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Would rather Be constantly followed by 32 ducks for the rest of your life than Have 4 meters long arms.
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Would rather Be The Transporter than Be Chev Chelios from Crank.
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Would rather Starve to death than Eat only human remains for the rest of your life.