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Jordy
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Would rather Do 2,000 sit-ups without a break than Do 10,000 jumping jacks without a break.
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Would rather Be 21 than Be 10.
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Would rather Get run over by a car and die than Kill 5 small children with your car.
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Would rather Not be able to smell than Not be able to taste.
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Would rather feel like you have to sneeze all the time than feel like you're about to fall all the time.
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Would rather be starving for the rest of your life than or obese for the rest of your life.
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Would rather be stranded with someone that you hate than be stranded alone.
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Would rather Break an arm, with a slightly painful infection than Break a leg.
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Would rather See how or what created civilization than See how or what ends civilization .
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Would rather Watch an uninterrupted WNBA double header than listen to an entire Nickleback CD in one sitting.
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Would rather Have a personal masseuse than Have a personal chef.
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Would rather Be married to a georgous person who is on welfare than Be married to a morbidly obese and ugly person who is incredibly wealthy.
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Would rather admit all your guilty pleasures to friends and family than never partake in any of your guilt pleasures again.
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Would rather Always Run than Always Crawl .
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Would rather Never marry at all than Marry at age ten.
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Would rather be in a wildly popular kids band like the Wiggles than be in a no-named rock band.
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Would rather be dumb and really lucky than be smart and unlucky.
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Would rather Be grounded than Be stoned to death.
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Would rather Be a womenly man than Be a manly woman.
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Would rather Lose your sense of smell completely than Absolutely reek of armpits for the rest of your life.