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nashcali22
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Would rather Wear an eyepatch than Have a peg leg.
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Would rather Live in the future than Live in the past.
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Would rather Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney than Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye.
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Would rather Not be able to smell than Not be able to taste.
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Would rather Have each shin kicked hard 10 times than Be stung by 20 bees in random locations.
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Would rather Get run over by a car and die than Kill 5 small children with your car.
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Commented on Hey Good Lookin'.
I would look so bad ass
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Would rather Always have a black eye than Always look 8 months pregnant.
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Would rather Know the exact time and place of your own death than Know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you.
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Would rather Live in Boston than Live in New York City.
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Would rather soil yourself and have nobody know than not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did.
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Would rather Be swallowed feet first than Be swallowed head first.
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Would rather Be a famous blues guitarist than Be a famous country singer.
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Would rather Eat Pringles than Eat Lay's Potato Chips.
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Would rather Have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times than Have no hands.
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Would rather Brutally assault a police officer than Brutally assault a well-known gang member.
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Would rather Drink a bottle of maple syrup than Eat a container of butter.
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Would rather Have Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars as a sidekick than Have Robin from Batman as a sidekick.
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Would rather Ride in a hovercraft than Ride in a hot air balloon.
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Would rather Eat a tablespoon of cinnamon than Eat a tablespoon of salt.