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Mac
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Would rather assassinate Mahatma Gandhi than assassinate Martin Luther King Jr..
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Would rather Be handcuffed to your worst enemy for life than Be separated from your entire family for life.
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Would rather Be a ninja than Be a pirate.
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Would rather Catch your parents having sex than Have your parents catch you having sex... in their bed.
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Would rather Bring Elvis back to life than Bring Tupac back to life.
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Would rather Be thrown naked into a pit of deadly scorpions than Be sent into space without enough oxygen.
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Would rather go back in time and correct the single biggest mistake of your life than go WAY back in time and come up with the Pythagorean Theorem before Pythagoras so you can have an equation named after you.
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Would rather Be grounded than Be stoned to death.
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Would rather Have your face covered in severe acne than Be extremely fat.
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Would rather Not be able to orgasm than Not be able to taste or smell anything.
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Would rather eat pancakes than eat waffles.
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Would rather Get $20 than Get frequently complimented for one day.
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Would rather Sleep in a room a little too cold than Sleep in a room a little too warm.
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Would rather your poop smells like Burger King whopper. than your piss smells like McDonalds French fries.
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Would rather Walk in on your parents having sex than Have your parents walk in on you having sex.
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Would rather Have a Pinocchio nose than Have Dumbo ears.
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Would rather Be the head chef on a luxury cruise liner than Be the head chef in the White House.
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Would rather Drink beer than Drink hard liquor.
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Would rather Have to kill the animal for any meat you eat than Never eat meat again.
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Would rather Inherit $15,000 from a distant relative than Have you penis magically grow an extra inch in length and girth.