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MooCowMilkshakes
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Would rather Not be able to smell than Not be able to taste.
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Would rather Drink milk for the rest of your life than Drink orange juice for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Live without your iPod than Live without your cell phone.
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Would rather Make out with your cousin than Wear cutoff shorts your whole life, never taking them off.
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Would rather Play for the Yankees than Play for the Red Sox.
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Would rather Be able to only type in 1337 speak than Be able to only speak in lolspeak.
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Would rather Be a character on Heroes than Be a character on LOST.
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Would rather Visit Hogwarts than Visit Narnia.
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Would rather Win the Nobel Prize than Win an Oscar.
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Would rather Spend a day with Taylor Swift than Spend a day with Beyonce.
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Would rather Only eat dry cereal than Only drink black coffee.
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Would rather Have a lover who only speaks on Mondays than Have a lover who only speaks in Pig Latin.
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Would rather never be able talk to anyone again than never be able touch anyone again.
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Would rather Smell like urine than Smell like manure.
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Would rather Every movie you watch replaces the lead role with Nicolas Cage than Every song you hear is performed by Nickelback.
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Would rather Have comically large feet than Have a comically oversized head.
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Would rather Only speak in haiku than Only speak in song lyrics.
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Commented on Hood Stranded.
Depends on what town it is. If it's like South Central L.A., then you're screwed either way. Perhaps water to the eyes will provide enough distraction to get away. However, if it's my town, with like 3,000 people, the "roughest" part of town is like a cigar shop.
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Would rather Arm yourself with the most powerful Super Soakers than Arm yourself with the most powerful Nerf guns.
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Would rather lay an egg than need to milk yourself.