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bvbarmy4life
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Commented on Flashing Lights.
NYC all the way
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Commented on Flashing Lights.
NYC all the way
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Commented on Flashing Lights.
NYC all the way
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Would rather Be a ninja than Be a pirate.
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Would rather Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.) than Sign your real name.
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Would rather Have seventeen testicles than Have one testicle the size of a coconut.
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Would rather Explain to a room of first grade students how sex works in graphic detail than Inform a room of first grade students that their favorite pets have died tragically.
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Would rather Never touch a person of the opposite sex again than Never touch a computer again.
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Would rather Only write in cursive than ONLY TYPE IN CAPS.
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Would rather Vacation in New York City than Vacation in Tokyo.
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Would rather Be close with only one person, and only see them on Sundays than Know many people and see them every day, but not be particularly close with any.
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Would rather Have your butt and genitals anatomically switch places than Be paralyzed from the neck down.
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Would rather Have the voice of Morgan Freeman and dress terribly than Have the voice of PeeWee Herman and dress perfectly.
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Would rather Be Harriet Tubman than Be Rosa Parks.
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Would rather Live in a treehouse than Live in a floating boathouse.
