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Morgan
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Would rather Know the exact time and place of your own death than Know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you.
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Would rather be convicted as a corrupt Fortune 500 CEO than be convicted as a corrupt politician.
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Would rather Swim 5 miles than Run 26 miles.
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Would rather Stare at the sun for 5 seconds after being in a dark room for 5 hours than Have one eye replaced with a glass eye for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Be a ninja than Be a pirate.
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Would rather Have ongoing wars, terrorism and fighting in the Middle East than Kill 5 innocent children yourself if it would end all bloodshed in the Middle East for 25 years.
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Would rather Have a 1st Edition Holographic Charizard than Get $20.
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Would rather punch a toddler and be seen by thousands of people than be punched in the face with brass knuckles by Mike Tyson.
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Would rather Drown than Burn to death.
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Would rather have a talking parrot than have a pet monkey.
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Would rather Get one million dollars than Find true love.
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Would rather be a carrot than be a cucumber.
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Would rather Wear only skin tight clothing than Wear clothes that are much too big.
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Would rather Be hunted by Jason Bourne than Be hunted by Jack Bauer.
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Would rather Give up velcro and knots than Give up buttons and zippers.
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Would rather Be pantless all the time than Be topless all the time.
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Would rather eat a pie than eat a grape.
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Would rather Watch The Dark Knight (2008) than Watch Batman (1989).
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Would rather Fight 100 third graders, one at a time than Fight 50 third graders at the same time.
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Would rather Be dead than Be the last human left on Earth.
